What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

© you're so funny!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do men want to suck dick?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are most people broke?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?